when words fail, music speaks

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

  • me: illegally downloads album
  • me: digitally buys album
  • me: buys regular album
  • me: buys limited edition album
  • me: buys target edition album

habibizayns:

I’m so sad

memeterprise:

wrecked

I googled world funniest joke and this was it

mellarkbakers:

image

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

ralphwigguum:

Lets not forget this joke was made before the UN actually decieded to do this

bvbblebeam:

stopcallingmebitch:

Two weeks later, we spoke again.

GODDAMMIT TUMBLR

me at friends house

  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house

meladoodle:

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop